Hello, everyone!!!!
So, I said well, I had worked I'm a pharmacy for 2 years and know a drug that works really well!
His eyes perk up! "Oh, yeah. What is it?"
Me - "It's called the sacrament!"
It caught Him by surprise and he just let out a loud laugh.
So, I took the liberty of getting a prescription for the sacrament!
I came home, found an hold medicine bottle.
RX: SACRAMENT M&M's
Take 1 m&m by mouth with daily prayer. Take 2 m&m's on Sunday morning, may increase to a handful of m&m's depending on the power of the spirit.
REFILLS-ETERNITY
SIDE AFFECTS-STRONGER TESTIMONY, SPIRITUALLY UPLIFTING, ETERNAL HAPPINESS.
WARNING-MAY NEED TO USE THE ATONEMENT MORE FREQUENTLY
FOR REFILLS PLEASE CALL THE LDS SISTER MISSIONARIES
So, he didn't come to church. But I haven't had the chance to take his prescription to him either.
It's been a super stressful week! Most of appointments fell through, but that's okay!
That's just the busy life of a missionary! I love and miss everyone so much!
have a great week! Love you guys :)
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